Patriotic Duty???

Dear Draft Dodger Joe: Thank you for redefining "patriotism" for me. I was sooo confused until you lifted the scales from my eyes and brought the light to my poor misguided soul. Oh, wait... I'm getting you confused with THE ONE. My apologies, it's so easy to get off track when HE is mentioned. Here I thought I had been doing my patriotic duty by serving my country for 30 years. Apparently, sacrificing blood, sweat and tears was the wrong approach, all I had to do was write a check to the US Treasury! Gee, I feel so silly. I could have skipped all the long hours, stress, family separation, injuries, lost friends and other issues if someone had told me this long ago.

Remember the fallen

Hard to believe it's been seven years since we were attacked. It seems like the nutroots are more interested in fighting global warming(?) than global terrorism. Hmm... should I worry about polar bears or some islamic terrorist blowing up my family and friends with a nuke?

Fight the BORG!

My first attempt at photoshop, but I think you get the idea.